I wanna be that guy.

Today after preschool an exhausted Doodle and I headed to Costco for an emergency supply of frozen chicken for dog food. Poor doggy was hungry! It was a mad house! As I was trying to navigate through the food court ( please, it's Costco!) to the exit I heard this strange noise behind me. It was a very tall, clearly mentally challenged man. He was growling at the crowds! Oh my~ How many times have I wanted to growl at people to get out of my way. I know having physical or mental difficulties is not a joke, but just this once I was envious of his total lack of social expectations. Do you think a tired, dirty, harried Mama can get away with growling at strangers in Costco? Should I have lawyer all lined up first?